Random Idea #11: Midget Racing

Okay, so maybe it's just me, but I'm sensing that midgets are becoming angrier. I think this is because we don't give them as many opportunities. They don't get to play major sports (aside from horse racing, where we call them "jockeys" and give 90% of the glory to the horse) and very few movie roles (aside from trips to Oz and around the holidays when we call them elves). So, I began thinking of how we can bring midgets to the forefront of the entertainment industry. I finally came to the only option: midget racing. Dog racing and horse racing is considered inhumane by many groups, so let's throw midgets into a field and let them run. It'll be a worldwide phenomenon. They'll be heroes and role models. Forget the latest NASCAR event or the Kentucky Derby, let's go watch midget racing!!