Random Idea #16: A Little Nudge

Now, I'm sure we've all been behind those drivers who drive so slowly it makes you want to get out of your car, walk up to theirs, open their door and stab them. I have a solution: Take your car and bump them. Remember to bump them gently. This is not an attack. This is a friendly reminder that there are other people on the planet. And, believe me, they will appreciate it. Don't be surprised if they get out and thank you in their own special way.

Random Thought #7

If I shoot a monkey in the jungle and there is no one around to see it, would the monkey be angry?

Random Thought #6

How many times can you slam your head into your keyboard before it stops worki

((Correction added 11:43pm after rebooting)) ... Apparently, the answer is one.

Random Idea #15: Faux Hitchhiking

Go out and stand on the shoulder of a busy street, highway, whatever. Stick your thumb out and begin hitchhiking. If someone pulls over for you... Ask them for three forms of identification and references.