Random Thought #3

When teaching children how to spell words, teachers usually start with "at" and put letters in front of it to create words (i.e. "bat," "cat," "hat"). So, the other night I'm laying around thinking about the words fought and taught. Why is fought spelled with an "o" and taught spelled with an "a"? No wonder so many people can't spell properly (or speak properly, for that matter)... we make it so damn difficult.

Random Idea #13

Go into a bar, go up to the biggest, toughest, meanest looking man there and say, "Hey, little girly bitch, what's up?" ... Then, when you regain consciousness in the alley, try to stop the bleeding, stand up, dust yourself off and hobble back into the bar and repeat the exercise with the next toughest looking man. There is a logical reason for this: It teaches you to get back up when you fall (or get the shit beaten out of you). And, really, that's what I'm here for, to teach lessons we all must know. G'night.

Random Idea #12

Go out onto the streets with an unplugged microphone and do fashion commentary on people passing by. Make sure they can hear you and be sure to be very harsh with your reviews... Remember, these people expect you to judge them or else they wouldn't go out like that, would they? Have fun.