Sunday, January 22, 2006

Random Idea #13

Go into a bar, go up to the biggest, toughest, meanest looking man there and say, "Hey, little girly bitch, what's up?" ... Then, when you regain consciousness in the alley, try to stop the bleeding, stand up, dust yourself off and hobble back into the bar and repeat the exercise with the next toughest looking man. There is a logical reason for this: It teaches you to get back up when you fall (or get the shit beaten out of you). And, really, that's what I'm here for, to teach lessons we all must know. G'night.

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