Random Thought #18

So here's how I figure it: In 2007 I could get hit by a very large truck and slammed into a glass building just to be thrown back out by an explosion causing me to land in a pile of razors rejected from the razor factory (because they are too sharp) and as I lay there screaming I am poked with various lawn care instruments by a bunch of prejudice hillbillies looking for dinner... And it would be the best year since 1997. Rock on!